Say No To Crack

Last night I was at my grandparent's house with my dad and my dad's brother, Chuck, was there. As I was leaving I saw some cool DVS shoes. Those are like my dream shoes. Anyway, I wondered whose they were and my uncle Chuck said that they were his. Then he said, “Wait, let me give you the full effect.” I thought that he was going to come over and model them or something and then he started to sag his pants. They are skate shoes so you have to sag your pants. Then he turned around and there was his crack in all of its glory. I'm not talking about the top part of the crack that is not that uncommon to see either. This was serious crack. That was the full effect.